imma nerd

Alright, sooooooo... I forgot about this page altogether. My bad. I'm pretty sure I was inebriated both times I posted before. Lesson of the day: Don't drink and blog/tweet/facebook. Ok, moving on. Some of you may have been wondering, "HEY! What the hell ever happened to love&hate and/or the nickels and dimes blog?" Well let's get you up to speed, shall we? Since my last post, I've hat (approximately): a few hundred beers, a few thousand cigarettes, several dozen jagerbombs, about a half-dozen joints, and several failed attempts at romance. I also recently joined a fantasy pro wrestling league. "Fantasy wrestling???" You ask yourself out loud, while twisting your head as far to one side as it can possibly go without injury. Yes, fantasy wrestling does exist. No, no one you know does it, because only hermits, nerds, geeks, and (as they say in the business) marks participate in such activities. It's just like fantasy football, only you get points for chair shots, winning championships, making appearances, etc; instead of touchdowns, sacks, field goals, etc. I, personally, am excited. This is just the kind of thing I need. Oh wait, no, no it's not. I need diet, exercise, and moderation. I don't need another reason to sit on my ass and watch TV. "But wait!" I say to myself, "Now you'll be thinking while you do it!" This is incorrect. A. It's impossible to think while watching pro wrestless, because it's mindless entertainment; and B. I don't even have to keep track of my own score, someone else does it for me. Well, personally, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! I like rasslin' dammit! Anyway, I heard a cool band recently, Paranoia Dance Party! They're a strange bunch. Post-punk, post-hardcore, ska, rave, madness! is all I can come up with. They're cool guys though, and YOU should like them on facebook. Soooooo, in conclusion, I will try to get this...... thing more often, and barrage the eenternet with my thoughts on music, sports, and mindless bullshit. Til then, i'm still chasing nickels and dimes.

P.S. BRUINS!!! won the Stanley Cup and fuckin Canada doesn't know how to handle it. They burned the whole fuckin town to the ground, then the dumb bastards wrote about it on facebook. Wish I could have been in Vancouver, so I could have helped them trash the place, and then fled south of the border. HAHA! That is all.